Archive for January, 2010
What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site:
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor’s face, whisper the word “Infidel”.
9. Be prepared for the consequences!
People have been building bikes in their apartments for quite some time. The landlord doesn’t need to know. And you must do what you can to get that dream up and operatin’.Wednesday, January 27th, 2010