History: 

 

  After extensive research all that can be determined is that

this group of misfits was originated a very long time ago. 

 Some claim that it dates back to the time of the Pyramids,

doubtful.  The most consistent comment is ”I really can’t talk

about that”.   At his point all we can say is the origin of this

group is clouded in the mists of time.  

 
Current: 

 

  One thing that stands out is the current “International

President” resides in the SFV.  The title implies that this club

 is an “international” entity.  It is populated by MC enthusiasts.

 While not an actual ‘outlaw” club,   its’ membership includes

 current an past patch holders, bums, rich guys, slobs,  and

neatniks. 

 And, seems to embrace social outcasts. 

  No law enforcement, lawyers, or fire fighters are members.

 They all fit into the “other” bastard categories.  These might

 include: Cheatin Bastards, Lying Bastards, Punk Bastards,

Cheap Bastards, ect. ect. ect.   You get the idea.

 

Bylaws: 

 

 

  All wearing the shirt of the “Lucky Bastards MC” must uphold

 the highest levels of basdardism.  Especially when doning the

 shirt.  Our slogan “Be all the bastard you can be”, means what

 it says and says what it  means.  Always couch your words in

 the vernacular of slogans.   Never treat a brother like a passing

 stranger.   Never surrender your shirt to anyone for any reason

  Even if it means an A– Kicking.  The only reason to give up the

 shirt is for more money than you paid for it.   Or, a beer if you’re

 really thirsty.   Remember, your country, your family and your

 boss are depending upon you to  keep bastardism alive.

 

 Local Chapter Info:

 

 
  If you are lucky enough to be a bastard and lucky enough to

 cross paths with a brother, you may initiate a chapter.  The

 trick is to get it approved by the International President.  Try

 finding this bastard.  It may take a while.  Or, contact Blind

Melon here at hankins@qnet and see if he can get you in

contact with Blue Eyed Ralph for chapter consideration

and approval.   Now, go ahead and enjoy the photo’s.  Ask

questions if you got ‘em.   Buy  a sticker or Tee shirt.  For the

patches… well you need to be an active member of a

chapter that rides and represents, contact us for more

info and clarification.