A man was sitting on a blanket at the

beach. He had no arms and no legs.Three women, from England,

Wales, and Ireland, were walking past

and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said, ‘Have you ever

had a hug?’ The man said, ‘No,’ so she

gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, ‘Have you ever

had a kiss?’ The man said, ‘No,’ so

she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Irish woman came to him and said,

‘ave ya ever been fooked, Laddie?’

The man broke into a big smile and said,

‘no’.

She said, ‘Aye – Ya will be when the

tide comes in.’