Archive for October, 2011
Thats right, put the cursor on the photo and “wal-la” the source appears….
Friday, October 21st, 2011Thursday, October 20th, 2011
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said
to the lady at the registration desk … “I hope the porn channel in my room is
disabled.” To which she replied, “No, it’s regular porn, you sick-O.”
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbour. It makes you shoot at your landlord– and it makes you miss him.
Thursday, October 20th, 2011Falcone………
Thursday, October 20th, 2011Somebody moved the sign….
Thursday, October 20th, 2011Not a leak, She’s just marking her spot…
Thursday, October 20th, 2011Wednesday, October 19th, 2011
In life, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, there is nothing to worry about,
But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about,
But if you die, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
And if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends
You won’t have time to worry!