Month: October 2011

     Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said
to the lady at the registration desk …  “I hope the porn channel in my room is
disabled.”   To which she replied, “No, it’s regular porn, you sick-O.”          

In life, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, there is nothing to worry about,

But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about,

But if you die, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.

And if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends
You won’t have time to worry!