| THE WIT OF THE SCOTsA Greek and a Scotsman were sitting in a Starbucks cafe discussing
Who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, “Well we Greeks built the
Parthenon” and arched his eyebrows.
The Scotsman replies, “Well … It was the Scots that discovered the
Summer and Winter Solstices.
“The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics!”
The Scotsman, nodding in agreement says, “Scots were the ones who
Built the first timepieces and calendars.”
And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says,
“The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!”
The Scotsman replies,
“Aye, that is true, but it was we Scots who
Introduced it to the women!”
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