Who had     the superior culture.

Over     triple lattes the Greek guy says, “Well we Greeks built the

Parthenon”     and arched his eyebrows.

The     Scotsman replies, “Well … It was the Scots that discovered the

Summer     and Winter Solstices.

“The     Greek retorts, “We     Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics!”

The     Scotsman, nodding in agreement says, “Scots were the ones who

Built the     first timepieces and calendars.”

And so on     until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a     flourish of finality he says, 

“The     Greeks were the ones who invented sex!”

The     Scotsman replies, 

“Aye,     that is true, but it was we Scots who

Introduced     it to the women!”

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