The Lucky Bastard is grinning at YOU!
THIS IS A TEST
THIS IS ONLY A TEST
OF THE EMERGENCY BASTARD BROADCAST SYSTEM
AS SOON AS THE DUMB BASTARD
GETS THIS THING FIGURED OUT
THIS WEBSITE JUST MIGHT MAKE SENSE
HOLD ON TO YOUR SHORTSÂ AND BEAR WITH ME
ENJOY THE GOOFY PIC’S IF YOU CAN
IT’S ALL ABOUT,
THE LUCKY BASTARDS, THE CHOPPERS, THE BOB-JOBS,
RAT RODS AND OTHER ULTRA STUFF