VOTED THE BEST JOKE IN IRELAND

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me
life, between the legs of me wife!”
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
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He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of
the night.” She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?” John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.” “Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”

She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”

Been putting a friends VL Harley

back in running condition…Beautiful bike..The tanks and carb were full of crap..Like 1/2 a coffee can full of rust and water and goo…  The plugs were oil fouled…Because the check ball for the hand pump wasn’t seated… This let the cases fill with oil and empty the oil tank.  Too much oil in the crankcase leaks everywhere and fouls the spark plugs…..3 pumpfulls (4oz) is just the right amount…  Anyway, just got back from the roadtest… Now it runs like a raped ape and starts with 1-2 kicks……I love properly tuned motorcycles…..