The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama’s new     health care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the     Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists     had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the     Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a     misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians     said, “Oh, grow up!”

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the     Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their     hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a     bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new     face on the matter”. The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,     but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists     thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have     the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to     the assholes in Washington.